I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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