Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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