Little spoons don't ask big questions
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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