She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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