don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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