If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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