Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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