Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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