hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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