brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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