i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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