Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm bleeding and have questions
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
