It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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