oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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