How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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