Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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