Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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