sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
