dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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