Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We have started to decorate penises.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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