Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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