im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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