I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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