This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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