i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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