Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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