I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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