It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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