Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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