you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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