508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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