i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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