Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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