I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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