That's intense
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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