I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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