You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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