I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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