I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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