Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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