How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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