How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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