This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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