i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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