thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just blew my weed a kiss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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