I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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