Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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