Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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