I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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