what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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