creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
ttyl tear gas
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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