nut hugger
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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